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Hey. S’up. Timber here. clears throat.
So, Lisa told me to write a blurb for this book guide thing, a Timblurb, if you will, so here it is: this book is basically about me.
That’s it. That’s all you need to know. But since I am “contractually obligated” to say more stuff, here’s more stuff:
Let’s Talk One True Mate’s got all the blah blah from Lisa, talking about muses, and motivation, and maps, and herbal tea, and a bunch of other yadda, but the best part (the WHOLE point to all these words) is ME telling you all about everything that’s happened since the beginning of time with this series.
I’m telling it all; we’ve got car chases, mutant spiders, gods and goddesses, explosions, espionage, kidnapping, slapstick comedy, haunted houses, steampunk haikus, carnival face-painting, and delicious snacks.
(Ok, fine, some of that isn’t true, but you’ll have to check it out to find out what’s what.)
Bottom line, this book’s about me, because I’m awesome! You need this book. It’ll change your life.
You’re welcome.
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